“There were nine of them, but only four of them of them were really important.”
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“Come play with us, Tommy… forever… and ever… and ever…”
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Schaffer pulled a can bear spray on me and said “We’re calling this album The Glorious Burden.” I saluted and said “Aye aye captain.”
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I’ll let you in on a secret: originally, this whole album was going to be about daytime television.
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This guy shat himself a lot.
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“They made a music video with a completely unmotivated use of a mostly-naked babe holding a huge gun. They know that ‘T and A’ should stand for ‘Treasure and Assets.'”
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“After about two hours of conversation, it became apparent that Ivan Moody was under the impression a capitalist is someone like David Draiman, who uses the caps lock on his keyboard all the time.”
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“Metallica had a ‘Load’,” Dave Mustaine pouted, folding his arms and sticking out his lower lip. “I want a ‘Load,’ too.”
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“Glenn made me promise that I’d make sure none of it sounded ‘fruity.'”
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When a toddler recommends a metal band, you listen.
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