The Turtle Pit
2021-09-08
The Circle Pit? ❌ The Turtle Pit ✔️ #shorts Brought to you by ? …Continue Reading
SLAMburger Helper by OggoG (definitely not BURIAL IN THE SKY)
2021-09-02
OggoG (nope, not BURIAL IN THE SKY) – SLAMburger Helper Genre: SLAM / Death Metal Location: Greater Philadelphia ?? For fans of: Metalocalypse: Dethklok, Cannabis Corpse, BROJOB, anyone who isn’t Burial In The Sky Facebook – https://m.facebook.com/OggoGMETAL/?tsid=0.0057920190219897805&source=result Bandcamp – https://oggog.bandcamp.com/releases OggoG isn’t Burial In The Sky. It definitely isn’t a joke band made up […] …Continue Reading
We sell mugs now. They might amuse you.
2021-06-12
We sell mugs now. They might amuse you: SHOP HERE …Continue Reading
when your pets hop in the circle pit
2021-05-13
when your pets hop in the circle pit… and there they go: Song: Bloodletter – Darkest Reaches – LISTEN HERE: https://youtu.be/VIJSlwt8tvA …Continue Reading
pupper opens portal to heck
2021-04-01
Without warning, a pupper by the name of Pierogi (age 6) opened a portal to heck and accidentally wrote the most disgusting 5-second Grindcore double-album known to dogkind (ft. Lil Nas X). After all, it’s known that Grindcore is written in dog years. It gave all the doggos within a mile radius a good fright. […] …Continue Reading
How To Record A Black Metal Album In Only 7 Years!
2021-03-09
Jhofffilms are back with more metal comedy. Their latest goes by the name “How To Record A Black Metal Album In Only 7 Years!” which really says it all. Feast your eyes and ears as our dark lord Karpizzle of Darkr Kill Yourselfrduk records a black metal album in his car……Continue Reading
HORSE THE BAND say it’s “Your Fault” with upcoming EP
2020-11-20
Incredibly enough, HORSE The Band are about to release new music. Their new EP “Your Fault” is about to arrive on November 27th through Lif Records. Here’s what they had to say of this: “The majority of HORSE the band are sedentary. Their plumage varies from drab to conspicuous. They have…Continue Reading
NUCLEAR POWER TRIO “A Clear And Present Rager” EP Review
2020-11-06
Background: With the power of three [but really two] dictators combined, let there be funky shred metal! Nuclear Power Trio is a [joke] band consisting of Russia’s Vladimir Putin, North Korea’s Kim Jong-un and Donald J Trump from the US of A. With their arsenals stockpiled together, they are the NUCLEAR…Continue Reading
How To Infiltrate The Heavy Metal Scene
2020-10-24
I came across this clip on the Comedy Central UK YouTube channel and figured a number of you might appreciate the humor. This is comedian Ed Gamble speaking on how he doesn’t seem like a metalhead at all and “How To Infiltrate The Heavy Metal Scene”: …Continue Reading
Nuclear Power Trio
2020-10-14
Nick Schendzielos (Cephalic Carnage, ex-Job For A Cowboy, ex-Havok), Greg Burgess (Allegaeon), and Pete Webber (Havok) are the Nuclear Power Trio. This is both ridiculous and entertaining: Links: Facebook Continue Reading